If you ain't tryna get too personal...skip this post

There’s always gonna be people talmbout “I didn’t need to know that” but in the words of Bethenny Frankel, I like to “mention it ALL”.

I can handle knowing the things that others would find uncomfortable and I can always talk about things that might make people uncomfortable and today that thing is;

While I was riding that water bike thing in my aquatic cycling class, my vaghooter was wide tf open. I know that after birthing three kids (Berneal was a C-sec) you expect that it exists permanently in a wide tf open state, but generally, it does not. I take swimming lessons and other water aerobics classes and do all kinds of exercises in the pool but I have never experienced this before. The closest I can liken it to is when you’re having sex in a position that is just causing you to constantly queef. I can’t remember which position this is, because I haven’t had sex in so long, but I know it’s happened. It’s a phenomenon. It exists.

So, I’m riding that bike and like, I can feel that chlorinated water both entering and exiting my canal and it is the weirdest, most awful, most hilarious fucking feeling and I’m trying to peddle but I’m also extremely worried about my pH and desperately wondering if there is a position, I can ride this thing in that doesn’t allow this kind of aquatic violation…..and I never found it. I just kind of…accepted it after a while. Y’know. Like we do.