Thank You For Coming

The only Housewives I fuck with are Atlanta, Potomac, and Jersey, the rest are either too bland, cringey, or both, but the new seasons just started and I'm trying to get myself through the this difficult time without buying them week to week on Amazon because I already have Hulu and if I just wait long enough they'll be free (or I won't be paying for them twice, whatevs)

ANYWAY

that is my long, deeply-necessary explanation as to why I have been watching RHONY halfheartedly while I cook or clean or try to fall asleep. Sometimes Trin will walk in the room and watch for a second and then look at me and I can't help but to look back at her and it's like something out of The Office because we don't speak but volumes are pouring out of our faces and we're drowning in the wtfness of the moment we just witnessed

BUH LISSEN THO

you can really see where this garbage about ''civility" and "this is not the time/place" comes from, like you witness how the wealthy and white treat each other, and it mirrors the expectations we see in this administration and it's supporters of how we're supposed to be treating them. Truths are not valued, and to publicly say someone is not telling the truth is a far greater crime than not being honest. People speak absolute nonsense, backed up by NOTHING into the wide open air and nobody asks any more questions than are "polite" because of the social consequence of being rude. The very words "rude" "uncivil" and "inappropriate" are wielded as weapons. THEY ARE WEAPONS. They get thrown and whatever happens to you after that, you brought upon yourself. You deserved it, because they tried to be NICE AND you. were. Rude.

IN CONCLUSION

I have done no research into Ramona Singer and her relationship to Donald Trump. The episodes I've watched happened well before this..."presidency". Maybe they're cousins, maybe they grew up together. I have no idea. What I do know is that Ramona Singer IS Donald Trump. The way she speaks, the words she chooses, how she says those words, her responses to conflict, insecurity, jealousy, competition - they are all the same. Everything is the same and I defy anyone to challenge me on the objective fact that if Donald Trump was a 55 year old woman that missed her period he'd assume that he was pregnant and not even consider menopause as an option for one rational second.

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